It all started so many years ago. In fact, 60 years, to be precise. Early in life, I got hooked on producing a wide variety of creative projects: Jingles to license to business owners worldwide; voice-overs to bring my stories to life in audio format; newspapers to reinforce the projects in print. Over the years, my professionally produced jingles now number in the hundreds. My voice-overs generate accolades of praise, leading to worldwide recognition of my projects. Here we are in the year 2023! Amazingly, all these projects are generating more professional contacts than I ever might have imagined. “What a World we live in!” Best of all, they’re all available to you! Just think how 60 years of creativity and success could grow your own business! Need some help? No problem! I'd be happy to provide customized voice-overs and jingles for your advertising programs. All you need to do is contact me, below, to get the ball rolling. "Life Is Good!"
By the way, this is a Great way to start off 2023 with a smile- mainly for Seniors
When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.
Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close enough.”
Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting.
“Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo”.
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?
I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime.
Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud.
Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn.
So, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the"Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
Now, I'm wondering . . . did I send this to you, did you send it to me or have I only sent one copy?
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.
Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
"On time" is, when you get there.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.
It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller.
Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
"One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.